25 Kata-Kata Sindiran Buat Mantan dan Pacar Barunya

Are you telling her the same shit you told me?

Cheers to my ex for finally finding someone just as worthless as he is.

I hope your new girlfriend learns to hate you as much I do.

I just saw her picture on Facebook, she looks like something I draw with my left hand.

Oh, you're dating my ex? Cool, I'm eating a sandwich... want those leftovers too?

Oh, you're dating my ex? I thought the five second rule only applies for food I dropped.

There's nothing more satisfying than being prettier than your ex boyfriend's new girlfriend.

If a girl understands your bullsh*t, sticks around through all your mistakes, and smiles even though you've done nothing for her. Than it's obvious she's a keeper, but it's also obvious you don't deserve her.

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

It's not her fault. She doesn't know what she's getting herself into.

I hope she has money saved for therapy.

Well, if they break up, maybe we can be friends and make voodoo dolls of him together. That would be fun.

Forgiving you is my gift to you. Moving on is my gift to myself.

Everything he tells you now he told me first.

Hello stalker. I'm doing fine, thanks for checking up on me

If you're trying to make me jealous of you and my ex-boyfriend. You must be forgetting that i didn't want him, that's why you have him :)

No, i'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. I feel sorry for her because she's dating an annoying person

Be the hot girl that your ex-boyfriend constantly stalks on social media

I was better than your ex. I'll be better than your next

Di balik move on yang cepat ada orang baru yang jauh lebih hebat, tapi di balik move on yang lambat ada mantan yang hebat.

Oh yang suka sensi gara-gara aku mantanmu itu pacar kamu?

Oh yang udah tahu dia cuma selingkuhan terus tetap bertahan itu pacar kamu?

Kukira aku tidak akan pernah tertawa lagi selamanya, sampai aku melihat wajah pacar barumu.

Aku tidak kehilanganmu, kamu yang kehilanganku. Kau akan mencari sosokku pada setiap pacar yang kamu kencani tapi kamu tidak akan menemukanku.

Jangan khawatir aku tidak akan cemburu, aku sudah tahu kesialan apa yang akan didapatkan pacar barumu kelak.

Itulah beberapa kata-kata sindiran buat mantan dan pacar barunya. Semoga bermanfaat, Bela.