Kata-Kata Lucu buat Mantan dalam Bahasa Indonesia dan Inggris

I don't have EX's. I have Y's. Like, "Y the hell did I date you???"

All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and satan in the same room.

An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future.

I wish the weekend came as fast as my ex boyfriend!

If you line up all your ex lover in a row you can see the flowchart of your mental illness.

I'm in training to be the hottest ex girlfriend you've ever had.

My ex boyfriend was abusive. He thinks he was mugged and beat up one night after work, but it was actually my two brothers.

It's so hot outside I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.

My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch animal planet. He might see my ex on there. NAH Boo

My ex had one very annoying habit. Breathing.

The way my ex used to lie... even when he texts me "Good morning", I had to go outside to see if its really morning!

We didn't date. But you were my ex-something. my ex-maybe, my ex-almost.

When your ex says, "You'll never find anyone like me". Just smile and reply, "that's the point".

That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.

Definition of Ex? Thanks for the EXperience, our time has EXpired, Now EXit from my life.

Algebra is my favorite subject, because you can replace my X without asking me Y.

Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on.

My ex-boyfriend status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked him.

If you're happy and you know it. Thanks your ex!

As soon as your ex sees you smiling, thats the minute they want you back.

Kamu mengingatkanku pada uang receh gopekan. Bermuka dua dan nggak terlalu berharga.

Percayalah, mantan akan kangen pada waktunya.

Maaf aku alergi dengan yang namanya balikan sama mantan.

Katanya sayang tapi ternyata kamu menghilang.

Apa benar mantan itu singkatan dari manis tapi setan?

Itulah kumpulan kata-kata lucu buat mantan dalam bahasa Indonesia dan Inggris. Semoga bermanfaat, Bela.